A Call For Action – Asses Across America

The Bizarre Fred Lemon is not happy with the current outcome in Washington DC. He thinks the common folks are getting screwed – and the corporations are getting a sweetheart deal. So he is asking for us all to unite. Friday, August 13, 2011 at 10:00 pm (Eastern Time )– he is asking every citizen of the country who makes less than One Hundred Thousand per year to go outside, and bare your ass, point it towards Washington DC and yell “F You Lawmakers and Lawbreakers!”

Fred, a champion of equality, does not want to discriminate in any way – he wants white Asses, fat Asses, yellow Asses, black asses, fat Asses, and skinny Asses ! If you can blow a fart at the same time – that would add an extra bit of benefit to the protest.

So mark your calendar, set your alarm clock, and be ready for the Asses Across America Campaign. We are hoping for a set of Asses to be joined from block to block, city to city, and from state to state.

Please join us and send us your ass-shot at asses-across-america@fredandjedshow.com.  We will compile a slideshow with music to forward on to Congress.  We are looking for a great “Ass Kicking” song to accompany it, please send us your suggestions.

Please note, your ass has to be over 18 years of age to participate.

Comments
  1. Fred – you said fat asses twice? What’s that about?

    Jed

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